What are these secrets they trace in the sky?
ARIES: Choose your words carefully. Most simply reflect reality, but some words are so poweful that, once uttered, they spring into life and form a reality of their own. The effect can be permanent.
TAURUS: You have no reason to fear losing what is dear to you. But you should not fear letting go if that’s what you must do.
GEMINI: If they ask for a blue dog, find a dog and paint it blue.
CANCER: Release your inner child.
LEO: Learn to communicate effectively face-to-face.
VIRGO: Don’t let pandering peddlers of pious platitudes eat your lunch, and don’t gamble on an afterlife; it’s hard enough to believe what you can see with your own eyes.
LIBRA: Take care to look both ways before you cross — especially if it’s a one-way street.
SCORPIO: Tonight, you should howl at the moon.
SAGITTARIUS: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in Alabama, on the other hand …
CAPRICORN: Coach was wrong. It doesn’t matter how you play the game. It only counts if you win.
AQUARIUS: Good night. Don’t let the bedbugs bite.
PISCES: Never believe anything I say.
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