What are these secrets they trace in the sky?

ARIES: Choose your words carefully. Most simply reflect reality, but some words are so poweful that, once uttered, they spring into life and form a reality of their own. The effect can be permanent.

TAURUS: You have no reason to fear losing what is dear to you. But you should not fear letting go if that’s what you must do.

GEMINI: If they ask for a blue dog, find a dog and paint it blue.

CANCER: Release your inner child.

LEO: Learn to communicate effectively face-to-face.

VIRGO: Don’t let pandering peddlers of pious platitudes eat your lunch, and don’t gamble on an afterlife; it’s hard enough to believe what you can see with your own eyes.

LIBRA: Take care to look both ways before you cross — especially if it’s a one-way street.

SCORPIO: Tonight, you should howl at the moon.

SAGITTARIUS: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in Alabama, on the other hand …

CAPRICORN: Coach was wrong. It doesn’t matter how you play the game. It only counts if you win.

AQUARIUS: Good night. Don’t let the bedbugs bite.

PISCES: Never believe anything I say.